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"Why are you trying to fit in when you were born to stand out?" - From What A Girl Wants

"What's the best shag you've ever had?"
"Britney Spears. No, only kidding, she was rubbish." - From Love Actually

"Do you wanna go out sometime? I'm like, totally adorable." - From Saved!

"Well, love you get over in two months, big love you get over in two years, and great love, well great love... changes your life. So which one is it?" - From Win A Date With Tad Hamilton

"Attention Rex Manning fans, to your left you will notice a shoplifter being chased by employee of the month, Lucas. This young man will be caught, deep fried in a vat of hot oil and served to our first hundred customers. Just another tasty treat from the gang at Empire Records." - From Empire Records

"Dan Marino should definitely buy this car. Well not this one, cause I'm gonna fuck this one up. But he should get one just like it." - From Bad Boys II

"He trips underwater. Now who trips... underwater? And by the way, on what?" - From Shark Tale

"Drunk and tone-deaf. Never a good combination." - From How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days

"Tina you fat lard...come get some dinner!" - From Napoleon Dynamite

"I told you I'd find him! It's a mother's instinct."
"What instinct? He left us a note, 'I'm leaving, I'll be at the train station'" - From Robots

"Hey, that sounds like Creed."
"I never thought I'd be happy to hear anything that sounds like Creed." - From Without a Paddle

"Rory, you're special."
"Like 'stop-eating-the-paste' special?" -From Gilmore Girls

"Just so you know, judging from my little experience, I kind of believe in fate. It just works in really fucked up ways sometimes." - From Can't Hardly Wait

"Being nice when you say something pricky is even prickier." - From Center Stage

"This is Ahchoo."
"A Jew? Here?"
"No no, not a Jew. Ahchoo" - From Robin Hood Men In Tights

"Hello, this is Mr. Foreman. If you give my daughter an alcoholic beverage or a joint, I will hunt you down and neuter you." - From In Good Company

"At your age, you're going to have a lot of urges. You're going to want to take off your clothes, and touch each other. But if you do touch each other, you *will* get Chlamydia... and die." - From Mean Girls

"What happens if a car comes?"
"We die." -From The Notebook

"I am a band geek. I just never joined the band" - From American Pie 2

"I don't know how to put this... but, I'm kinda a big deal... people know me... I'm very important... I have many leather-bound books... and my apartment smells of rich mahogany." - From Anchorman

"Janice, I apologize to you if I don't seem real eager to jump into a forced awkward intimate situation that people like to call dating. I don't like the feeling. You're sitting there, you're wondering do I have food on my face, am I eating, am I talking too much, are they talking enough, am I interested I'm not really interested, should I play like I'm interested but I'm not that interested but I think she might be interested but do I want to be interested but now she's not interested? So all of the sudden I'm getting, I'm starting to get interested... And when am I supposed to kiss her? Do I have to wait for the door cause then it's awkward, it's like well goodnight. Do you do like that ass-out hug? Where you like, you hug each other like this and your ass sticks out cause you're trying not to get too close or do you just go right in and kiss them on the lips or don't kiss them at all? It's very difficult trying to read the situation. And all the while you're just really wondering are we gonna get hopped up enough to make some bad decisions? Perhaps play a little game called "just the tip". Just for a second, just to see how it feels. Or, ouch, ouch you're on my hair." - From Wedding Crashers

"His penis was so beautiful I wanted to knit it a little hat." - From Prime

"So why did you become a teacher anyway?"
"To get that big book with the answers in the margin" - From Teachers

"You always said how lucky you were that we were all friends. But it was us, baby, who were the lucky ones." - From RENT

"For a kiss to be really good, you want it to mean something. You want it to be with someone you can't get out of your head, so that when your lips finally touch you feel it everywhere. A kiss so hot and so deep you never want to come up for air. You can't cheat your first kiss. Trust me, you don't want to. Cause when you find that right person for a first kiss, it's everything." - From Greys Anatomy

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